HOW TRUE !

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts  tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his  tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any  sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how  many people a company can operate without. 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone  else looks? 9. Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a  car.